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Message Of The Day:

8th April, 2004

Three Ice Ages, two new pandemic threats and one computer crash later, I am reborn. And, I'm ready to bury the hatchet. Contrary to popular belief, my office wasn't raided; I'd sold all of my Official Hybridian possesions on E-Bay. It's time for a change.

DIE BASTARD DIE.

Posted By: Trichocyst

8th March, 2004

Pause, and take an observant look around. Hybrid is under siege, and the intruders must indeed be respected. The intruders must be feared! The intruders are not foreign to this place.

This begins the Coup, and this is your final warning. The Alliance is thus:

22nd February, 2004

Is this the first update for the year? Oops, my bad. Well, it's not as if it matters anyway, you bastards refuse to visit for what's here in the first place. Oh, did I just put you down after having visited our site? Oops, my bad.

Who has me in this mood? Well, you can meet him and arrive at your own conclusions. Here is the first, Official Hybrid interview with Bhagwandin.

If you don't have the compulsive need to spear someone's cornea with an ice-pick, after having read this, then you're probably just as dastardly.

Or, you're possibly sane. Actually, chances are that you're not sane, otherwise you wouldn't be frequenting this website.

Have a great day. If you collapse in the heat, please don't drool on our carpets. And yes, we serve very polluted water, at our cafeterias; SERVES YOU RIGHT for not being prepared !

By the way, next month is "Let's Kill Bhagwandin! Month.

Posted By: The Masked Greeny

24th December, 2003

Hybridian Chief Council, including the nefarious senators from Waffle Valley, hereby empower this noble scythe-bearer, LYNX to retrieve the cherry-pied suspect, ELEKTRA for peer counciling, and/or intrusive interrogation.

This document FAILS to provide instruction and/or justification for using power and/or evil magic in said task. However, in the event that Lynx encounters any significant level of reluctance, then he is free to fully utilise Hybrid's OFFICIAL Chocolate and/or Strawberry products for purpose of bribery ONLY.

Any divergence from these stipulations, or theft from the-office-with-blue-carpeting-but-purple-rugs dictates lifelong imprisonment, EXCLUDING ALL CAFFEINE for both Hybrid Representative and criminal.

Have a jolly, sugary, chocolatey, typo-less day.

Hybrid Ammendment

Beings such as "Demons", "Evil Vampires" and "Sith Knights" will henceforth fall under the classification of "Hybrid's OFFICIAL Chocolate and/or Strawberry products".

17th December, 2003

It's been a while since an update but, rest assured, we at Hybrid are fully stocked in the cookie department and our members are happily stuffed to their merry brims.

And, please disregard reports in the Hybrid Express last night that high-ranking Hybriders were apprehended in their attempt to loot kinky items from a lingerie store upstate; I formally denounce said reports as inaccurate and ultimately untrue. Innocent, and unbiased Kryz can second that.

Speaking of rumours, though, Hybrid Entertainment has recently received word from a reliable source that a well-renowned footballer, who plays his game in England, is expected to escape from the metaphorical closet soon enough. However, this is the most that we can divulge at this present time, since such information is strictly confidential.

To offset any disappointment, though, Hybrid Entertainment would like to invite you to participate in the events of this month's feature, Van Nistelrooy is GAY Month! We are currently collecting artifacts (including pictures, poetry, testimonials, love letters, and the like) that clearly illustrate Van Nistelrooy's GAY nature. We believe it would instill confidence in him if he realised that everyone knew all along.

Also, please use this opportunity (*points at you*) to observe our relatively new Message of the Day feature. As brilliant as it may be in code, we need you to send us your own cheeky remarks to fully utilise the feature. Direct disses at whomever you wish.

I guess that's all for this (rather long) update. No, wait, one more thing: Merry Christmas!

Posted By: Trichocyst

11th October, 2003

Notice: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the online portal for Hybrid Entertainment Inc. had not been fully accessible for the past month. We apologise for any inconveniences experienced, by you, your kids, your pets, your toiletries, your clothing and your significant others. We do not apologise for inconveniences experienced by your wastepaper baskets.

However, we assure you that the difficulties that we had encountered are now fully under control, and wish to invite you to waste your time surfing through every nook and cranny of this website once more.

Everyone, this month is Wiltord is GAY month! It is believed that this alleged homosexual is thinking of coming out of the closet, as he purportedly leaves Arsenal. We thought that it would be fitting, and courteous, to show him that his sexuality hasn't been that subtle all these years.

Therefore, we would like anyone interested, to send to us any pictures that highlight Silvain Wiltord's gay nature. Thanks in advance!

Posted By: Trichocyst

10th August, 2003

It's been nearly two months since an update, and I have NO REGRETS. I, for one, have been working as furiously as my lazy body would permit me to alter, improve and happily pamper Hybrid Entertainment... I just haven't been telling you about it.

This month features the latest chapter from Lynx's Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic, Enter The Dark Duels, which you can read here. Also due to be released, are the latest additions to Soul Hunter's Gleyd story, which I'll try to make available sometime soon.

Also, be sure to visit the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) section listed on the navigation sidebar. There you'll be able to find out exactly what Hybrid Entertainment does... and doesn't do. There should be additions to the section soon enough, including an FAQ on Submissions, specifying exactly what you would need to know, if you're interested. So, hang on.

To end this update sweetly, noting my unreserved glee, please feel free to click your heart out using the members sidebar on the right. No longer am I confining you to simply being able to email our loyal Hybrid members, oh no! Now you can cleverly sneak a peek into their deepest, darkest secrets by using our brand, spanking new individual member profiles!

PS: Contrary to Hybrid Express reports last night, I was not caught sunbathing at a drive-in cinema with a petite Hybrid Kitten afterhours.

I am never caught.

Posted By: Trichocyst

22nd June, 2003

Hybrid Entertainment's Fanfic Department announced today that due to the recent conflict between Lynx and TamaTama Productions employee "The Source", much of the material that was supposed to be released with their new Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfic "Yu-Gi-Oh! : Enter the Dark Duels" was destroyed (along with a sizeable portion of the Hybrid Mansion's East Wing).

Employees were tight-lipped as to the source of the conflict, but there are rumors flying around that it had something to do with the "sensitive content" of the fanfic itself.

Not wishing to keep the fans (few though they may be) waiting, the Beta version of the first chapter is currently being prepared for release. Hopefully, fans will respond positively to this release and thereby motivate the two writers to settle their differences and work in harmony for the good of all Hybrid-kind.

Posted By: Lynx

Edited by Trichocyst

"Sensitive content"? Well, that's putting it nicely.

11-teenth June, 2003

Hybrid Entertainment is pleased to announce that our fanfic department (currently headed up by Lynx since UND�s untimely and inconvenient passing) has signed a multi-million kilobyte deal with TamaTama productions to produce a Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfic. The new, 20 chapter fanfic entitled �Yu-Gi-Oh! : Enter the Dark Duels� has the date of its first release set for Friday 20th June 2003. The first release will feature the first three chapters as well as some new wallpapers produced by HybEnt�s old partner in arms, Spheresoft.

The fanfic is currently being co-written by TamaTama�s chief writer, Mystic Meow and a strange new addition to the team known only as The Source. Readers have been told to expect a slew of new characters as well as a totally new storyline only vaguely related to the original anime. The only downside to this new storyline is that in some places it will earn at least a PG13 rating for some of its questionable content.

Posted By: Lynx

11th June, 2003

I regret to inform you that The Ultimate Nova Dragon has died. He was electrocuted while trying to re-patch the main air conditioning to the hard drives before the broadcast (don�t ask). Point is the fool died and left me in charge of all his projects *expletive expletive* - neways, more on that later. Funeral service will be on Thursday 12th June at 10 PM right here on Hybrid.

Posted By: Lynx

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FINALLY! What everyone, all one of you have been waiting for! A new... GOOD design to this site. All thanks to TRICHOCYST.

He had no help from anyone on this planet, and thanks no one. Well, except for me, but only because he's too lazy to type his own damned egotistical speech.

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